We provide aphorisms of all descriptions, from the trenchant to the à propos. For your convenience, we have divided our offerings into four main categories. Some examples:
Rural $500 
Rhyming $500 
Latin $200 
Inspirational $900
Terms and Conditions
- Our aphorisms are bespoke. We can construct aphorisms for any purpose, if you tell us what they will be used for.
- For maximal satisfaction, be specific about the type of aphorism you require. There will be no returns or exchanges.
- We will airmail you one (1) aphorism on 6” x 6” acid-free paper, hand-lettered by a trained aphorism artisan, using archival ink in a color of your choice.
- Due to overwhelming demand, we are conducting a global search for a specialist in croquet aphorisms. Check back with us in three months for all your croquet aphorism needs.
- Orders will be filled within 7 days. Express 24-hour service is available for an additional fee. Contact us to begin the consultation process.
- Free shipping!