I was a motivational speaker, but I couldn’t even motivate myself. I didn’t want to get out of bed in the morning, but then I bought a Bespoke Aphorism™ and I realized “eleven dogs is eleven dogs too many.” The very next week, I got out of bed and went to work. —James S.
I’m a campaign manager. I was working with a candidate for city ombudsman, great candidate but zero people skills, no one liked him. But Adage Infinitum came to the rescue! We bought a dozen custom aphorisms, one for each plank in his platform — a popular one was “lux vincit omnia, sed non burocratica instantia non est lumen” — and after that, his approval ratings skyrocketed. We almost won the election! —Clarissa D.
For my dad’s 50th birthday, I wanted something special: a vanity license plate that really captured his personality. I’m so glad I called Bespoke Aphorisms. They came up with “SW1M UP” and that fits my dad to a tee! Now when he drives around town, everyone can see what a cool guy my dad is. —Simon A.-C.
My cocktail parties were duller than a spatula! The beau monde stopped coming — I was about as popular as a fish at the opera! Then, I started working with Adage Infinitum and my parties bloomed like wildfire! For every party, I start with an aphorism, like “a car is not just a carburetor,” as the theme, and from there I pick the color scheme (metallics), suggested dress (chrome and rubber) and even signature cocktails (sidecars!). Now, my cocktail parties are the talk of the town! —Penelope L.
